You've Got to Be Kidding Me!!!

Today I spent about an hour and half on www.monster.com, building a resume and a profile that potential employers could access. At the end of that long process, I came to a page that had six recommended jobs for me. At the head of the list: Cheesecake Factory Waitress or Line Cook.

For this I learned a second language and got a Master's Degree?

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Anonymous said…
Thnak you Ariel, I needed that belly laugh alot. Sorry Monster doesn't apprecaite you, but you'll always be "superwoman" to me- btw, I'm still LOL. Thats really funny.
8:38 PM
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